I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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