idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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