Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
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I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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