It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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