That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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