she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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