were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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