She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
This is the high leading the old right now
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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