More tranny stories later!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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