theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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