We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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its like you know when i get waxed
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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