what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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