Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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I want to fling myself into the sun
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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