THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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