why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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