We should be called the Road Head Warriors
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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