i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Green mimosas i think yes
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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