You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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