my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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