I accidentally had phone sex last night
Where did you get a picture of my penis
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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