oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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