Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
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You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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