She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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