windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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