i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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