am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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