She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Randomize
