but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
so much tequila, so little girl.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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