I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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