once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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