"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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