Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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