Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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