Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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