This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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