do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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