I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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