Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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