Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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