what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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