love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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