hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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