dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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