I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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