Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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