I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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