"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I want to make a zoo with you.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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