This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
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Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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