Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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