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you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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