Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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