Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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