no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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