haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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