You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she pinky promised me she was 18
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
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She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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